Puzzling conversation

Puzzling conversation
Season 1

How do I enter a giraffe into the dryer?
Answer: Open the refrigerator does the door, and enter the giraffe

How do I enter the elephant into the refrigerator?
Answer: Open the door refrigerator does, remove the giraffe, elephant and enter

How do I enter into the rat fridge?
Answer: Open the refrigerator does the door, and enter the mouse (because the rat small so fit with elephants)

Forest of the Lion King to become head of a conference in Africa.Who that does not follow the conference?
Answer: The Elephant (because the elephant still in the fridge)

At this time you want to help your friend across the river full of crocodiles, what should you do?
Answer: Of course we will cross the river,because all crocodiles
Join the conference


Season 2

A teacher gives a question to the students.
Teacher: Approximately do you believe in ghost ?
Students: Yes we believe
Teacher: why do you believe in ?
Students: Because. . .
Teacher: Now I ask if you ever touch the ghost?
Students: Never
Teacher: Do you ever see a ghost?
Students: Never
Teacher: So the conclusion that there is no ghost
Student: I do not agree, try to answer my question sir, whether
you saw your own brain ?
Teacher: No, I never see it
Student: Have you ever touched it?
Teacher: Yes I have never
Student: So,the conclusion you do not have a the brain

by : Sheila aisha