Puzzling conversation

Puzzling conversation
Season 1

How do I enter a giraffe into the dryer?
Answer: Open the refrigerator does the door, and enter the giraffe

How do I enter the elephant into the refrigerator?
Answer: Open the door refrigerator does, remove the giraffe, elephant and enter

How do I enter into the rat fridge?
Answer: Open the refrigerator does the door, and enter the mouse (because the rat small so fit with elephants)

Forest of the Lion King to become head of a conference in Africa.Who that does not follow the conference?
Answer: The Elephant (because the elephant still in the fridge)

At this time you want to help your friend across the river full of crocodiles, what should you do?
Answer: Of course we will cross the river,because all crocodiles
Join the conference


Season 2

A teacher gives a question to the students.
Teacher: Approximately do you believe in ghost ?
Students: Yes we believe
Teacher: why do you believe in ?
Students: Because. . .
Teacher: Now I ask if you ever touch the ghost?
Students: Never
Teacher: Do you ever see a ghost?
Students: Never
Teacher: So the conclusion that there is no ghost
Student: I do not agree, try to answer my question sir, whether
you saw your own brain ?
Teacher: No, I never see it
Student: Have you ever touched it?
Teacher: Yes I have never
Student: So,the conclusion you do not have a the brain

by : Sheila aisha

the philosophic poetry

The most dangerous phases of immortal flight

we came from the world of nothingness
we do not know and do not remember anything
secret of the miracle …
then we entered the world of the womb,
we know about it and do not recall anything
and we went out of the world …
we know and remember …
that we will leave this world soon
to the world of the afterlife,
where we do not know anything except beliefness and certainty
the world is very strange …
the strangest of all that we have been through
the dangerous world
the most dangerous of all,
we knew that we know
the whole world is the life, paradise, a young man and immortality
or all is died and no living
but when the died comes
into paradise

written by m.mansur, lc
sidoarjo - jatim